I created this page because every so often my friends/family say things that I just can’t help but write down.
Speaker: Lindy Tucker
Quote: ” I don’t want to carry condoms around because I don’t want to look like a slut, but I’d be happy to have sex in the bathroom if he would just bring one with him.”
Speaker: My Mother
Quote: “But…but, they might think you’re a terrorist.”
Speaker: Lindy
Context: She brought up the fact that she has had sex under a waterfall, and while I thought that could be cool, I also thought there would be some inherent difficulties, like breathing with a constant stream of water in your face.
Quote: “Yeah, well it’s even harder to breathe with a dick in your mouth. After that, water isn’t much of an obstacle.”
Speaker: Cameron (talking about Phish)
Quote: “There’s something about those guys that just makes me want to cum on my own face.”
Speaker: Lindy
Quote: “If you’re gonna be drunk and dramatic and curse somebody out, have some class about it.”
Speaker: Random Lady at the Bar
Quote: “He’s not on any social media sites. That’s how you know he’s a real whore.”
Speaker: Joe
Quote: “I don’t care about the L, the B, or the T. I just wanna be G, and be left alone.”
Speaker: Lindy
Quote: “I masturbated so hard today I broke a bunch of blood vessels in my face. Now, my mom thinks I have a rash.”
Speaker: Lindy
Quote: “I’m not pregnant so hard right now. Every time I go to the bathroom it’s like a fucking crime scene.”
These are really good. Do you have a twitter account? Or are you really not a social media whore?
Nah, I’m more of a slut. Whores get paid. My twitter handle is the same as the title of this site.