Rational Thoughts

  • Few men will admit to listening to Adele. Even fewer will admit to listening to Adele while shaving their pubes. On this day, this man has found himself in both of these categories.

 

  • Have you ever thought about the weird stuff we do in front of pets solely because they can’t talk? They could be screaming at strangers for help on a daily basis, but we just think they’re protecting the house.

 

  • I never trust anyone who is 100% certain about anything.  There should always be a seed of doubt.
  • I think that true love is when two people are fully capable of living without the other, but would never want to.
  • Have you ever considered how awesome it would be to be a dog, and have people giving you random massages throughout the day? You’re just walking down the street and all of the sudden three strangers are rubbing your butt and head, and telling you how adorable you are.

One thought on “Rational Thoughts

  1. (Not so) Random Thought:
    You should reconsider the title of this section of your blog. No thought can ever be considered completely random.

    Yet again, I find myself getting caught up on semantics. Semantics are not to be fun. However, you are a writer;…considered witty and creative.

    I think you can do better.

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